True love.......

.....so 'The Hoover' left me an early Valentines Day 'gift' on one of the sofas in the front room a couple of days ago, naturally I reciprocated with a fancy hook-and-eye contraption on the front room door this morning to keep him out (after I'd done some necessary laundry and disinfection procedures).......it hasn't gone down well.....I'm probably dead meat.......