Warning! There now follows a rant....

...from the Ministry of the Incredulous.

So, this evening, Mr Chelsea Tractor visits our estate and can't find a parking space to steal from a resident, so he decides to take his off-road vehicle for its first and probably only off-road adventure on our fecking lawn!!

Admittedly, it's a shared green space and full of moss, but what sort of arrogant moron thinks it's Ok to park on someone's grass???

I'm just a trifle annoyed and resisting the temptation to sit at my window waiting for said arrogant moron to come back to his off-roader, spring out and give him a piece of my mind. However, I've resisted the rage and gone about my business, only checking out the window every 10 seconds or so.

Grrrrrrrr