A Question for Dad

Junior was just in the middle of the headstones, then came out and had a question for his father.

"Before my question Dad...did you know I could read?"

"Who taught you?" 

"Mom...who else?"

"OK my little reader, what be your question?"

"All those people in there have names. There's John, Wilbur, Oscar, Roger, and Patricia. So, my question is...what's my name Dad?"

"Name? You think you need a name Son? Me cackling at you isn't enough? What do you want it to be?"

"I've got several in mind Pops. Samuel, Sebastian, Simon, Solomon, or Sutton. Which one do you like?"

"Why don't you go ask your Mom?"