The Mistress

Hmph.

I'm sulking. Mistress didn't get me out of my bag, despite taking me everywhere today. Instead she played with an iPad at Lizimagiz place, laughed, and came up with this.

If you ask me - it looks like she's injected herself with jelly making her brain swell. She told me it's cos she's a female and has a large brain anyway, and all the books she's read has made it bigger! She said the brain cells had to go somewhere!

She's promised to take me out tomorrow to do some inside macro work.