I've been locked out.

I am rapidly becoming scunnered with my ankle and CMC says (on her capricious day of the week) I have to be patient.   There is an overabundance of exercises online to help the healing process.   My target next week is to reach the trees.

Here is the highlight of the day.  I hope you're all sitting down.  CMC was reading out crossword clues to me and she dropped her pencil.   We bent down at the same time and banged heads.  Oh, how we chortled.

Can anyone in Blipland recommend David Abulafia?