WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS.

Theres little aptitude for thespian shenanigans within these old bones, my Father used to do amateur dramatics in the early seventies but then it missed a generation & found favour again in the fruit of my loins, Ryan, my lad, has been a leading light in the Ripon Charity Pantomime Group for the last six or seven years, writing, directing, producing, singing , dancing (after a fashion) and playing the Dame to much acclaim, certainly these talents must have passed me by otherwise it would have been me standing at the Bafta podium last night!

P.S For those who know this scene, I should have been a magician....no wheelie bin!