Crystal Clear

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Communication between a couple is very important. The Prince and decided to cycle to South Queensferry this morning. I set out some ground rules:

Don’t do the tw@t thing where you cycle miles ahead of me and then turn round and come back. For the avoidance of doubt, it makes me want to stab you.

He didn’t and we had a lovely time!

C