Asymmetry

Today the Chancellor treated me to a half-price ice cream - presumably as part of the government anti-obesity drive, but only as long as I ate it indoors - presumably as part of the government drive to eliminate old people and save on pensions. It was very nice though, even if I am closer to death on both counts.

A bit more holly, a bit more ivy, a bit more bramble and a bit more convolvulus is going out in the garden-waste bin tonight.