Please Don’t Go

Dear Givers of Treats,

She did it again. She went out. AGAIN. For a whole 20 minutes.

SHE IS NOT THE BESTEST PRINCESS.

I stood at the door crying until she drove away.

Then I had a quick nap (but don’t tell her that). She’s LUCKY I gave her a shoe when she came back. She really didn’t deserve it but I am such a good boy.

I even let her pull a bit of annoying grass out of my bum when we were out on our walk. She is so lucky to have me.

M