Some Days

By Euphemist

Burger, Anybody?

At last, an honest burger.

Now where did I tie my donkey?

Great big ass.

The band went to Murrayfield to play for the anthems before the historic rugby match (which mostly took place while I was on my way home!) today.

As we were waiting to go on, I spotted this vendor through the tunnel.

It is actually called "Kick-Ass Burger Co." but from where I was I couldn't see the first bit of the name, and then decided not to bother looking. Before all the hullabaloo about cross-species contamination of ready meals (who would have guessed that these firms would cut costs at any risk!), this would still have earned a blip for ass burgers, especially devotees of South Park!

You can't catch mad cow disease from them, but haven't they got their own syndrome?

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