Caveat Uxorem

(Which I think is Latin for "Let wives beware")

Let this terrifying image serve as a graphic reminder of why you should never, ever let your husband out of the house unsupervised if he is likely to wander anywhere near a barber shop!

Yesterday Mr. W drove to his office in Connecticut for the day, and decided while he was there to pop in to his old barber for a "trim".  "Old barber" as in literally OLD -- he has to be well over 80 by now, and from the results depicted here, should have had his shears confiscated years ago!  Who cuts the hair at the back of a head so it is level with the tops of the ears??????  No one except perhaps an Army boot camp barber.  Good grief!