Green (and Yellow and Purple) With Envy

Harmonie the hen is left wondering...about what might have been. In the AOG (Alternate Olympic Games), she took 2nd place in the barnyard 40 yard dash. She is now re-hashing should haves and could haves.

"Should I have trained harder?"
"Should I have strangled that rooster who cheated me out of sleep?
"Should I have eaten less chickenfeed?"
"Could I possibly return in 4 years?"
" Could I get a different training partner?"
"Should I stop searching for excuses?"

If the loss wasn't bad enough, she lost to the less-than-wonderful wench Wilma, who has been a wickedly wanton winner.