OTT! 'Elf and Safety' gone mad

A couple of years ago No2 son gave me a small (9inches) hand held battery trimmer that is very useful for small shrubs and lawn edges.  The instruction booklet is almost bigger than the tool.  I thought I would share some of the information I should have read before I used it.  I just charged it up and switched it on!

Reminds me of the insurance claim Peter Ustinov used as a monologue about a falling barrel of bricks!