Cruise Industry Comeback......

I have just come back from my Mum’s and she was telling me she’d had a bad experience.  On awaking she wondered who had cut her bed in half; this told me she had fallen asleep in her chair whilst watching television.  She hadn’t a clue what time it was, or day, or what planet she was on.  Things weren’t helped by the fact that her curtains were wide open, it was 1.20 a.m.; whatever channel she had been watching was near full volume.  Things were compounded when she reported a quiz show was on which was hosted by a ‘dwarf’.  She said the entire cast seemed to be dwarves!!!  She amazed herself by answering one of the questions.  I advised her that maybe she shouldn’t be using the ‘D’ word.  ‘What’ she asked ‘Dulwich’?

I think this may answer many of your recent questions.