Disaster on the Podium

Some of the bigger animals are REALLY perturbed that the birds are mostly taking over this year's AOG (the Alternate Olympic Games.)

The lynx snuck up behind the podium, and before anyone knew what was going on...BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, all three medalists in the bird marathon were...were...gone. Bronze, silver, and birds of gold...their flying stories will never be told.

You would think the evidence,
would be the out-stretched tongue...
but the judges have to wait...
to see the animal's dung.

Sorry for that last part. Seen today at the John Ball Zoo in Grand Rapids, Michigan.