Silly Saturday Statues

Imagine the scenario. You go through your garage or your workshop, pick up a bunch of rusty parts, grab your welder, and make 3 goats.

I realize that it takes a lot of talent to put these together, BUT...here comes the not-so-silly part. The goats are for sale for 15 hundred dollars apiece. I'm not the greatest at math, but the 3 could be yours for $4,500. 

If you want one, send me a note,
and I'll try to get you a quote.
Just think of the anecdote,
as you tell about buying the goat.