Stop With The Telephone

On Wednesdays I meet up with my pal and we go for a walk.  We chat about anything and just enjoy an hour or 2 walking and talking.  We usually meet up at 3:30.

Today I had a "Help Help" phone call at 3:00 and I can't just say "Ah well, tough, and bye", and so I got stuck in to analysing at the problem.

B turned up at 3.30 and I was still on the phone.  So B & G went for a walk, and I hoped I might catch them up.  They came back after an hour or so, and I was still on the phone.

I fixed the problem.  Like I did for everyone who called today.  I can't get anything off my to-do list done, but I can solve problems.

Any of you with sensitive natures should skip the next bit.  Stop reading.  Go do something else.

Some of you might find this funny.

I talk a lot in my sleep.  Always have.  There have been some nice things said - "I'm sorry I made you dance" is one example.  But the latest Sleepquote has to take first place.  Remember this me talking in my sleep.  

And i quote "I have too many testicles".

I don't, I have the regulation issue of them.  

What the heck was I dreaming about?

Anyway, there's the oddest thing you'll read today.