How to feed Sisko

1. Pulverize around 1/4 the serving
2. Feed him 1 level teaspoon
3. Wait 7-8 minutes to be sure that he doesn't puke
4. Repeat steps 3 and 4
5. Repeat step 2, wait 4-5 minutes
6. Give him the rest, wait 4-5 minutes
7. Give him 2-3 pellets, wait 5-6 minutes to be sure that he doesn't puke
8. Give him 7-8 pellets, another wait 5-6 minutes
9. Repeat step 8 until all the food is served
10. Cross your fingers that it works or you start over..

Twice a day, is it any wonder this cat irritates the bejezus out of me???