Transport of Delight.

“Hi Blippers, Chloe here again. JohnD has just nipped off to make a cup of tea for him and MaggieD. I don’t like tea, but I like to lick out a coffee mug when I get a chance. Anyway, here’s me sitting in the back of the car. Mum & Dad cleaned out the car today and put the boot floor in a higher position and I like it this way, I can see out much better. I do like to tick off anyone who gets too close behind us, especially people in BMWs. 
Uh-oh, that’s the kettle boiled, better finish up sharp. Good night all, and if you drive a BMW, stay back off my tailgate, please!”