If all else fails ....

there's always a cow.

I got this one in San Antonio. A distinguished Texan took me out to the mall so I could get a souvenir of my trip. I think I was expected to get a ten gallon hat or some cowboy boots.

When I saw 'Moomalade' I just burst out laughing and that became my main souvenir of the trip. My host was bemused.