ONE REASON...

...why I hate pigeons - they make street art without thinking about it - I think about the Turner Prize.

..why I love cats - they purr when they're happy - this one hates his biscuits (croquettes) & I give him trendy wee bags of fish, which smells of mutton, which smells of chicken (extra)...

And he eats his croquettes by mistake & purrs!