Knit Wits!

Polis Scotland have advised members of the public that the infamous Phantom Fence Fleecers of Fauldhouse are on the loose again.

Suspects were last seen wearing knitted bobble hats, knitted scarves, matching jumpers and were heavily armed with needles of all sizes.

Anyone seeing these crafty knitters should ask them if Sgt MacDonald's cardigan is nearly finished as he's feeling the cold and going out on the night shift tomorrow.

Extra - Photo-Knit of the suspects!

Knitting Ever Happens!