Espresso martinis

1. I ordered a decaf espresso martini at this bar in Lisbon, and the waiters could not believe what they were hearing.

2. The next night I ordered an espresso martini in an ice cream parlour... (were were quite drunk) and unsurprisingly they were extremely confused and I ended up with a double shot of espresso with a shot of red vermouth in it. It was truly awful, but I got what I deserved.