The Toothbrush Toboggan Riders!

If only a toothbrush were a toboggan, what a delightful ride life would be!

The proper procedure for riding a toboggan:

Step 1. Find a toboggan.

Step 2. Convince some friends to ride along.

Step 3. Find a location to ride the toboggan. A snowy hill is ideal. Is there some great peril at the bottom (such as trees, a highway, or a huge rock pile)? EVEN BETTER! Peril only adds to the sense of adventure!

Step 4. Convince the more gullible individuals to ride up front! The front is where the riders are more likely to have a brush with death. Brush, get it? ;-) (Oh, I sleigh myself with my quick sense of humor. Um, I mean . . . slay . . . )

Step 5. Give the toboggan a shove, leap on, and off we go, careening down the hill, with powdered snow flying in all of our faces! Wheee!!!! Hang ON!!!! Keep going, even if those in the back fall off! Fewer riders = less weight = faster speeds!

Step 6. If we survive the adventure with no major injuries, drag the toboggan back up the hill.

Step 7. Lather, rinse, repeat. :-)

A song to have a little wintry fun by, while riding a toboggan? How about Sleigh Ride, sung by the Ronettes. Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you-u-u-!