Well, lock down eased today.

Nice to see some more shops open. Nicola implored us all to be sensible, so I was a little surprised to see a rally of some 200 motorbike and scooter enthusiasts crammed into the square at the cross on the high street. No distancing, no masks, no toilets. Bloody idiots, and all this outside a police station! I fully anticipate Linlithgow will be back in lock down in a week.

I rushed home and scrubbed myself down vigorously in the garage with a blend of turpentine and methylated spirits.