Mono Monday - Anything but Black and White

Roger was a big fat cock, but not very bright. 

When his wife went off to the shops she asked him to keep a check on the eggs, but like many a husband (cough) he got it wrong.

When she came home, she was most displeased. "What's tomato with you?" asked Roger. "Oh dear, Roger," she replied, "do ketchup at the back..."

Sorry...