Pornstar martinis

I'm an innocent boy really. I was attracted by the sign that said espresso martinis & draught beer to take away. But then I thought some more and thought that espresso at this time of night would probably lead to me listening to the hairs in my ears grow at midnight. So instead I want for a couple of pornstar martinis, and I don't mind admitting that I had to ask the nice gents what the devil that was. Don't ask me to repeat the ingredients - I got lost after salted caramel vodka...