My turn in the bird bath ! No my turn !

' I booked the bird bath for 1 o'clock '
' So did I '
' It's that Aging Hippy chap at it again. Double booking the bird bath & refusing refunds '
' Typical that is '
' We'll be expected to bring our own water next '
' Yeah and we never get royalties on all these photos he's been taking '
' Thinks we don't notice him '
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