Songstress

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

The Eldest Mini Princess was singing a catchy nursery rhyme.

Me: I haven’t heard that one. What is is?

EMP: I’m a little baby bumblebee
I don’t have a place to wee
If I did, I’d be a bumble-pee
Not a little ittle baby bumblebee

She made it up herself. I’m so proud!

And it’s now completely stuck in my head.

We watched Celebrity Gogglebox tonight. Shaun Ryder was on it (with Bez) and I think he might be the funniest person I have seen on tv. He was talking about the battery-farmed hens he is adopting but got slightly confused..

"We spoke to the chicken people in Wigan, and the least you can get is three, because they're battery-operated, right?"

Other gems from him included:

When Bez asked how long a metre is..."I don't know, I'm still in f***ing feet, me...I know how many grams there are in an ounce"

When talking about meeting women - “My only line when I was younger was ‘Do you want a line?’”

When watching Scarface - “when this film came out, cocaine in this country was sh1te.”

C