The Cardinal

Meet Cardinal Wolsesey, Henry VIII's religious henchman. He resides in Abbey Park just by the tuck shop which is handy, I imagine, for when he gets peckish.

Every time I walk the boys in the park and pay him a visit I have the same thought. Did they make his eyes like that or have the eroded? And if they did, was he really goggle-eyed? They don't teach you this stuff in schools.