Bulb

James got this bulb for his birthday. It’s meant to be one you can dim without lamp that has a dimmer switch. There is a flaw though. It’s impossible to turn off... Even when we unplugged it, it still stayed on... neither of us understand how that is possible. The box refers to it as going into “night mode”.

The problem is nobody wants a bulb you can’t turn off for obvious reasons. It’s probably a design flaw and they couldn’t figure out how to make it turn off. We amused ourselves imagining what the dragons would have said when they found out it was impossible to turn off.