Silly Saturday

Mittens: So how did you get on television?
Great tit: Well, I’m not too sure. There I was, pecking away at whatever the jackdaws had left on the bird table and the next thing I know, someone was pointing a camera at me.
M: I quite fancy being on tv. All the chances to express my concerns for animal rights, political incompetence and other thoughts on BJ
GT: Oh, so you’re not interested in the money!
M: The thought never entered my head!