Snail

A snail knocks on a front door.
A man opens the door, the snail asks him 'can I have a glass of water please?'
The man says 'no', picks the snail up and throws it to the bottom of the garden.
Two months later there's another knock at the door.  The man opens it and the snail is there again and says...
'What did you do that for?!'

Terrible snail joke courtesy of an ex-boyfriend of my sister.

Today's Soundtrack: Whitecap by Snarky Puppy