It's That Four Letter Word...

DIET
I've put on loads of weight while Ive been locked in
Too much Bailey's or wine( or both)
Too much chocolate and cake
Chewing toffees
Eating crisps
So
Day of Reckoning
I will start to get my act together 
Lose weight and get back to being fitter
Else they will be airlifting me out of here to an alcohol rehab
Day 1
Watch this space