No Lovey Dovey Here

“Hey, any room for me in there?”

“Nope, come back later pal.”

“But I’m hungry now.”

“Too bad. I’m eating here so don’t bother me.”

“Awww come on, how bout just a quick snack?”

“I said no! So BEAT IT!”

“Alright already, I’m leaving. Jeez, what a grouch.”