Milk monster

I hate milk. And milk related products. Have done for as long as I can remember. In primary school I was OK with missing playtime for not finishing my milk. And playtime was the best bit of school. 

Right now though, it's needs must. Apparently it has magical properties and I need bare minimum of a pint a day for the magic to work. 
All the creative thinking about how to make it slightly more palatable has involved adding chocolate! 
Quite proud of the "sort of ice cream" invention though.