We're Jamming

I made a cake then realised the jam jar in the fridge was empty. Yes yes, this raises two questions... a) why is it in the fridge, has anyone ever said 'this jam's a bit warm'? and 2) who is it that puts an empty jar back?

Anyway, then I remembered the fruits of my light-fingeredness. I'm sure it's not just me but I simply cannot leave a hotel breakfast room without shoving a few of these little beauties in my pocket.