Hey ginger...

Hey ginger, this is long after the point where you are supposed to run away and I'm meant to pull that fat bloke at the other end of the lead off his feet. Have ye no read the manual?

Whit's that stinky?

Awwww, come on, you're not playing the game, you're not even hissing at me!

Go away ya poodle, else have a go if ye think yer hard enough.

Erm, ok, I'll, erm, just saunter off this way. Bye then.

See you tomorrow for more of the same, dug.