Newspaper Reform

Dear Editor

You recently changed the format of your esteemed newspaper
from broadsheet to tabloid. As a seasoned connaisseur of your
product, I hereby deem it cumbersome and harmful - from the
Feline point of view. Where before I could conquer the whole
reading space, I now have to divide my assets onto two parts of
the paper, thereby rendering the craving of attention more challenging.

Yours truly
King Kalle
Charles's Court