TimmyTwo ..........

 ............ on a teapot  -  especially for admirer's SillySaturday188  (SilS188) - thank for hosting all this time.


Smile for the Day  -  a couple of groan-worthy puns.


The vicar offers Harry £500 to paint the church.  Harry buys the paint and starts to work but finds he's using more paint than he expected so adds some thinner to make it go further.
He still finds he's using too much so adds even more thinner.
The paint is now too thin to cover the church properly but he carries on regardless.


Suddenly, there's a huge crack of thunder and a voice booms out from the clouds ...... " Harry, repaint and thin no more " 




Why did the Mexican shoot his wife?


Tequila.




Boom boom!


:o))


~ Anni ~