Facing Up

I happened to wander past the cricket nets at the local oval today. Couldn't resist pretending I was a batsman, about to receive a bouncer from Shaun Tait. Oh dear! For what I am about to receive, may I be truly thankful. DUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

Hang on. Just thought of a great sledge. That'll upset him so he'll go off course, down the leg side. Then I can try a hook ... well it's either that or get killed.
"Hey mate. You couldn't hit the stumps if they were glued to your nose."
"Whazzat?"
"Yeah .. well same to you."

Of course this is a dreadful fake mock up but it was fun to do.