Couldn't resist!

A scorcher of a day and I finally cracked. I'm fed up following boring forrest walks with nothing but damn trees or the canal where your'e liable to get knocked over by old ladies on electric bikes going faster than my car. So, today I went to Bellanoch viewpoint, which is not a million miles away (under the regulatory five miles allowed) 
The dogs were delighted to be back on their home turf and the view was amazing.
Some folks  say you can't drive more than two miles others 5 and now I'm told you can drive to Oban!
Too many counter claims! Now I hear the English CMO has been a naughty boy inviting his lover no less for a wee whatever!! in his own house (over a month ago) Wheres the wife! IF I were her, I would be booting his backside out! Is there such a furore as there was with the Scottish CMO? Non! Has Bungle been asked searching questions about this guy?? Well no cause no one knows where Bungle is, (probably giving his CMO tips about extra curricular affairs I should imagine) I  hate the double standards of the press, the politicians and the so called sexperts  others!
Businesses are sneaking back to work, if the crooked Tories reduce the furlough, they will drive low paid workers back to work under the radar! I don't have answers on what to do or not to do, I think the individual has to take responsibility for themselves and their families and politicians be dammed!