WHOOPS!

Pulled the trigger by mistake & this is what appeared - premature ejaculation!

Was intending to photo the thousands of juicy aphids sucked dry by the voracious ladybirds on the rosebuds in pigeon sh*t park.

Yes, the old fart needs a shave, but luckily - in between the mackerel & the cocoa in yesterday's delivery was a packet of super high-tech razor blades.

Baby's bottom smooth tomorrow!

The hair's going to keep on growing for the forseeable!