The Ultimate Party

I had a profound thought today driving to work after an early morning visit to the Dentist and that was these guys are at the best party of their lives and here is why.

1. You get drunk on milk
2. You instantly forget all misdemeanours
3. Every whim is fulfilled without delay
4. You are the centre of attention in any room you are in.
5. Women buckle at the knees when they see you.

All I can say is it won't last and I should probably stop there.....!

Time to attempt some zzzds