Don't Bug Me

I asked this horse, "Hey, why the long face?"  He said, "Well for starters I have this mesh cover that keeps the flies off, but it makes it hard to see."

My joke did not go over well at our house, so try this one:
A man was hospitalized and a surgeon found six plastic horses inside him.
The doctor described his condition as stable.

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