Wankers

Because what else do you do in the middle of a global pandemic, where you should be staying home apart from essential work, shopping or exercise, but go and do a photo shoot in the middle of the pavement on Tower Bridge.
I might just shrug at the stupidity and move on, if a tosser on skates had not already crashed into me on the bridge, despite my efforts to move over and avoid him. Of course his response was not "Oh, so sorry about that" but to laugh at me and casually toss off a "What's your problem?" as he ineptly glided off. Followed up with a "Chill out" when I told him exactly what my problem was. 
He's lucky I didn't chase him down and throw him into the river.