I Am The Egg Man

My cousin from Leeds called this morning, she was inconsolable, one of her friends had just died, not a great start to the day.

Me, I just cooked Poached Eggs and Muffins and made sure I isolated myself from our supine media for the rest of the day.

"I am the egg man
 They are the egg men
 I am the walrus
 Goo goo g'joob".