Mr and Mrs Woodentop.

Although, as a couple, they are allowed to be within two metres of each other, Mr and Mrs. W. show off their new one metre bolt together arms.
These once fine figures are the work of local wood artist, John Butler. It is a shame they have been neglected and that all their paint has worn off. 
We noticed the figures on our bike ride this morning (please see extra). I don't know who put the masks on them, but don't tell the NHS, as they'll all want one.