Good Samaritan

Spent most of the day doing my daughters tax return.

My wife and I had a minor disagreement about methodology of completing the return, so I decided to go for my daily walk.

I found myself outside a Samaritans office wondering when I left the house did she shout "get a life" or "get a loaf".

Better safe than sorry (see additional blip).

"If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
 If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
 If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat
 If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet
 Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman".