At the park

Normally this would be packed out. Not right now though.

Deaths in the UK have hit the level of Italy; you know, that basket case which we would never become? This passed by with barely a mention from our press, who were much more concerned about the fact that the man in charge of our response is in good spirits. I don’t wish him ill, but it would be lovely if our press did their job, rather than urging us to buy newspapers to stop them going out of business. Maybe, just maybe you have that coming?

Just now they seem to be taking a wartime attitude that dwelling on bad news would boost the enemy, but given that said enemy isn’t sentient or indeed capable of monitoring our media output I think they are wasting their time.